Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 15 | 0 | 21 |
| 2025 | 31 | 7 | 4 | 20 | 49 | 87 | 0 | 25 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 17/03/2025 | vs Chicken Tikka Mo Salah |
0
1
|
| 24/03/2025 | vs MK Dongs1 |
3
4
|
| 31/03/2025 | vs Empire Strikes Top Bins |
1
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Net 6 and Chill
19/01/2026 (Won 4 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PH on pitch
22/09/2025 (Lost 0 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Empire Strikes Top Bins
09/06/2025 (Lost 4 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 13/10/2025 To 16/02/2026
Longest losing streak
8 From 16/02/2026 To 13/10/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League! | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 29 | 23 | 6 | 21 |
