Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 15 | 8 | 1 | 6 | 34 | 38 | 0 | 25 |
| 2024 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 21/07/2025 | vs Flamingoals (a) |
3
1
|
| 14/07/2025 | vs H0T3L TH1AG0 afc |
1
0
|
| 07/07/2025 | vs Osama Top Bin Laden |
2
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Borussia Teeth FC
12/05/2025 (Won 4 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Vaults
20/01/2025 (Lost 1 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
Donald Duffins FC
30/06/2025 (Won 5 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 25/11/2024 To 19/05/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 14/04/2025 To 07/04/2025
Current League Stats (UPPINGHAM (Uppingham Community College) - Mon season ending 2024-01-29)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
