Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 25 | 18 | 0 | 14 |
| 2025 | 34 | 18 | 3 | 13 | 83 | 79 | 0 | 57 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 14/04/2025 | vs Unknown Girth |
2
5
|
| 21/04/2025 | vs The Doggers1 (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 28/04/2025 | vs Hairy Strikers FC |
0
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
2 Goals 1 Cup (a)
10/11/2025 (Won 6 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Murder on Zidanes Floor 1
06/10/2025 (Lost 1 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Big man at the back Fc
23/02/2026 (Won 7 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 09/02/2026 To 15/12/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 15/12/2025 To 09/02/2026
Current League Stats (FLEET (Hart Leisure Centre) - Monday)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| FLEET (Hart Leisure Centre) - Monday | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 37 | 33 | 4 | 25 |
