Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 64 | 96 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 22 | 11 | 1 | 10 | 209 | 250 | 0 | 34 |
| 2024 | 39 | 17 | 0 | 22 | 322 | 359 | 0 | 51 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 14.67
Recent results
| 04/01/2024 | vs Ruud Van Nipplejoy |
5
20
|
| 11/01/2024 | vs Sheffield Thursday |
15
12
|
| 18/01/2024 | vs Warrington Wanderers |
10
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Afc Jigglers
29/08/2024 (Won 17 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Steak Bake FC
13/02/2025 (Lost 1 - 29)
Most goals in single game
vs
Warrington Wanderers
21/03/2024 (Won 17 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 25/09/2025 To 07/08/2025
Longest losing streak
14 From 07/08/2025 To 25/09/2025
Current League Stats (Warrington Thursday 5s - Autumn 24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Warrington Thursday 5s - Autumn 24 | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 108 | 93 | 15 | 27 |
