Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 15 | 20 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 32 | 15 | 1 | 16 | 67 | 68 | 0 | 46 |
| 2023 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 16/03/2026 | vs Chicken Tikka Mo Salah |
3
3
|
| 09/03/2026 | vs Games Gone FC |
2
1
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs PH on pitch |
1
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The HandyMen
06/10/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Empire Strikes Top Bins
07/04/2025 (Lost 0 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
The HandyMen
06/10/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 07/04/2025 To 09/01/2023
Longest losing streak
8 From 09/01/2023 To 07/04/2025
Current League Stats (UCKFIELD (Uckfield Leisure Centre CS) - Mon season ending 2023-07-03)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
