Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 31 | 24 | 4 | 3 | 124 | 37 | 0 | 76 |
| 2024 | 41 | 17 | 6 | 18 | 92 | 77 | 0 | 57 |
| 2023 | 29 | 11 | 6 | 12 | 58 | 65 | 0 | 39 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.33
Recent results
| 04/09/2025 | vs Rudheath FC (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 28/08/2025 | vs Big And Old (a) |
8
0
|
| 21/08/2025 | vs Bayer neverlosenOLD |
3
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Heung Min Big Bum
15/05/2025 (Won 11 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pathetico Madrid
06/07/2023 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Heung Min Big Bum
15/05/2025 (Won 11 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 11/01/2024 To 14/12/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 14/12/2023 To 11/01/2024
Current League Stats (Holmes Chapel - Summer 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Holmes Chapel - Summer 2025 | 17 | 15 | 1 | 1 | 80 | 11 | 69 | 46 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
W
W
W
W
D
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 04/09/2025 |
| 28/08/2025 |
| 21/08/2025 |
| 14/08/2025 |
| 07/08/2025 |
| 31/07/2025 |
| 24/07/2025 |
| 17/07/2025 |
| 10/07/2025 |
| 03/07/2025 |
| 26/06/2025 |
| 19/06/2025 |
| 12/06/2025 |
| 05/06/2025 |
| 29/05/2025 |
| 22/05/2025 |
| 15/05/2025 |
