Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 43 | 15 | 1 | 27 | 283 | 436 | 0 | 46 |
| 2024 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 22 | 131 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 04/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs Come second |
10
16
|
| 20/11/2025 | vs GHOST CONTRACT |
13
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Midweek Marauders FC
17/07/2025 (Won 15 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
02/01/2025 (Lost 2 - 40)
Most goals in single game
vs
Midweek Marauders FC
17/07/2025 (Won 15 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 20/03/2025 To 26/06/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 07/11/2024 To 20/03/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Summer Men's 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Summer Men's 5s | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 70 | 74 | -4 | 15 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
L
L
L
W
L
W
Results
| 30/10/2025 |
| 23/10/2025 |
| 16/10/2025 |
| 09/10/2025 |
| 02/10/2025 |
| 25/09/2025 |
| 18/09/2025 |
| 11/09/2025 |
| 04/09/2025 |
| 28/08/2025 |
