Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 19 | 3 | 18 | 90 | 83 | 0 | 60 |
| 2024 | 36 | 12 | 4 | 20 | 66 | 84 | 0 | 40 |
| 2023 | 38 | 15 | 4 | 19 | 84 | 86 | 0 | 49 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 15/12/2025 | vs Tekkerslovakia1 |
4
0
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs Expected Toulouse |
1
0
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs Tinchy Sneijder |
1
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
No Game Mk Dongs
10/07/2023 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Drop It Like Its Klopp (a)
24/06/2024 (Lost 0 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
No Game Mk Dongs
10/07/2023 (Won 10 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 11/09/2023 To 17/04/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 17/04/2023 To 11/09/2023
Current League Stats (Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s Winter League! | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 6 |
Previous Games
W
W
Results
| 15/12/2025 |
| 08/12/2025 |
