Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 46 | 15 | 3 | 28 | 109 | 169 | 0 | 48 |
| 2024 | 36 | 7 | 2 | 27 | 59 | 147 | 0 | 23 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 0.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 22/12/2025 | vs Average Joes FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs Really Not Madrid |
2
4
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs Vintage Green |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Bozo Fc
12/05/2025 (Won 9 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Galactics Fc
11/03/2024 (Lost 1 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Bozo Fc
12/05/2025 (Won 9 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 03/06/2024 To 28/10/2024
Longest losing streak
15 From 28/10/2024 To 03/06/2024
Current League Stats (MAIDSTONE (Gallagher Stadium) - Mon season ending 2024-07-08)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| MAIDSTONE (Gallagher Stadium) - Mon season ending 2024-07-08 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 22 | 89 | -67 | 7 |
