Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 18 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 34 | 26 | 3 | 5 | 297 | 176 | 0 | 81 |
| 2024 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 100 | 43 | 0 | 25 |
| 2023 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 78 | 64 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 05/01/2023 | vs Wonkys |
5
6
|
| 12/01/2023 | vs Sons Of A Beer |
5
0
|
| 19/01/2023 | vs Hamid Hammers2 |
1
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Battersea Boys
03/12/2024 (Won 17 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Wandle 5s
04/03/2025 (Lost 4 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Wandsworth Wolve
02/12/2025 (Won 18 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 04/03/2025 To 06/01/2026
Longest losing streak
4 From 06/01/2026 To 04/03/2025
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Thu season ending 2023-04-06)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Thu season ending 2023-04-06 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 78 | 64 | 14 | 24 |
