Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 38 | 16 | 3 | 19 | 336 | 371 | 0 | 51 |
| 2024 | 39 | 19 | 2 | 18 | 398 | 326 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 17 | 6 | 0 | 11 | 113 | 186 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.67
Recent results
| 01/12/2025 | vs OnlyAnge Postecoglou FC |
6
6
|
| 24/11/2025 | vs PATHETICO MADRID FC RESERVES |
10
2
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs DY10 Carpet Men |
6
18
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GANGSTERS ALLARDYCE.
01/07/2024 (Won 40 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE FOCKERS
23/10/2023 (Lost 2 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
GANGSTERS ALLARDYCE.
01/07/2024 (Won 40 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 11/03/2024 To 04/03/2024
Longest losing streak
9 From 21/08/2023 To 11/03/2024
Current League Stats (NGTV Monday Night 5's Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Monday Night 5's Summer 2023 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 69 | 103 | -34 | 15 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
W
W
W
W
W
L
L
Results
| 06/11/2023 |
| 30/10/2023 |
| 23/10/2023 |
| 16/10/2023 |
| 09/10/2023 |
| 02/10/2023 |
| 25/09/2023 |
| 18/09/2023 |
| 11/09/2023 |
| 04/09/2023 |
