Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 12 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 75 | 89 | 0 | 15 |
| 2024 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 53 | 64 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 09/04/2025 | vs Shoreditch Wanderers |
7
6
|
| 02/04/2025 | vs Englishbreakie (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 26/03/2025 | vs Goodnight Vienna |
7
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Pavilion Ballers FC
15/01/2025 (Won 11 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Englishbreakie
26/02/2025 (Lost 4 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
JAQTAR DONETSK
05/02/2025 (Drawn 12 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 30/10/2024 To 15/01/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 15/01/2025 To 30/10/2024
Current League Stats (Shoreditch Park Wednesday League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Shoreditch Park Wednesday League! | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 34 | -6 | 7 |
