Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 22 | 4 | 14 | 290 | 227 | 0 | 70 |
| 2024 | 45 | 20 | 2 | 23 | 301 | 281 | 0 | 62 |
| 2023 | 48 | 29 | 1 | 18 | 313 | 230 | 0 | 88 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.00
Recent results
| 11/12/2025 | vs Papachinos (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Balham Bteckerz FC |
12
4
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs ABCDE FC NEW |
12
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Section 17ers
27/02/2025 (Won 16 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Hamid Hammers
28/08/2025 (Lost 2 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Chelsea Youth 3
31/10/2024 (Won 18 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 05/01/2023 To 13/04/2023
Longest losing streak
12 From 13/04/2023 To 05/01/2023
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Thu season ending 2023-11-30)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Thu season ending 2023-11-30 | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 76 | 84 | -8 | 19 |
Previous Games
W
L
L
L
D
W
W
L
L
Results
| 30/11/2023 |
| 23/11/2023 |
| 16/11/2023 |
| 09/11/2023 |
| 02/11/2023 |
| 26/10/2023 |
| 19/10/2023 |
| 12/10/2023 |
| 05/10/2023 |
| 28/09/2023 |
| 21/09/2023 |
| 14/09/2023 |
| 31/08/2023 |
