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Nut But Don't Tella
Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 9 | 55 | 58 | 0 | 25 |
| 2024 | 25 | 3 | 5 | 17 | 50 | 98 | 0 | 14 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 13/07/2025 | vs Citizen Kane |
5
5
|
| 06/07/2025 | vs No Direction |
5
8
|
| 29/06/2025 | vs Its Partey Time |
0
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Balotelli Tubbies
22/09/2024 (Won 6 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Legends
09/06/2024 (Lost 0 - 6)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sporting Lesbian_
25/05/2025 (Won 6 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 25/08/2024 To 27/04/2025
Longest losing streak
12 From 06/10/2024 To 25/08/2024
Current League Stats (MAIDSTONE (Gallagher Stadium) - Sun season ending 2023-08-13)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
