Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 65 | 56 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 45 | 14 | 7 | 24 | 267 | 335 | 0 | 49 |
| 2024 | 49 | 17 | 3 | 29 | 248 | 321 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 47 | 14 | 4 | 29 | 208 | 255 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 10/03/2026 | vs Chilliesaucefc |
13
5
|
| 03/03/2026 | vs Palmer Blues |
8
3
|
| 24/02/2026 | vs Battersea Boys |
10
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Scrambled Legs
21/03/2023 (Won 13 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Crouch Potatoes
18/03/2025 (Lost 0 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
Wandle 5s
05/08/2025 (Won 16 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 25/04/2023 To 03/01/2023
Longest losing streak
14 From 03/01/2023 To 25/04/2023
Current League Stats (LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Tue season ending 2023-03-07)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (The Elms Wandle Rec Centre 3G) - Tue season ending 2023-03-07 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 56 | 91 | -35 | 9 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
L
L
L
W
Results
| 28/02/2023 |
| 21/02/2023 |
| 14/02/2023 |
| 07/02/2023 |
| 24/01/2023 |
| 17/01/2023 |
| 10/01/2023 |
| 03/01/2023 |