Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 64 | 70 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 43 | 54 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 24/02/2026 | vs Illiquid Football (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 17/02/2026 | vs B2Beards. |
9
11
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs Colombian Cowboys |
14
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Colombian Cowboys
10/02/2026 (Won 14 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Brudenell Social Club 1
27/01/2026 (Lost 5 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Colombian Cowboys
10/02/2026 (Won 14 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 16/12/2025 To 02/12/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 04/11/2025 To 16/12/2025
Current League Stats (Waterloo- Tuesday 5s Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Waterloo- Tuesday 5s Winter | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 74 | 79 | -5 | 18 |
