Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 25 | 5 | 10 | 219 | 178 | 0 | 80 |
| 2024 | 33 | 22 | 4 | 7 | 343 | 252 | 0 | 70 |
| 2023 | 40 | 25 | 4 | 11 | 376 | 298 | 0 | 79 |
| 2022 | 22 | 14 | 1 | 7 | 205 | 185 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 16/12/2025 | vs Hornchurch Chequers Fc |
4
4
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs Airborne FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs Death row |
3
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
19/09/2023 (Won 12 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Under Armour
17/01/2023 (Lost 5 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sex, Drugs and Carlton Cole
20/08/2024 (Won 25 - 17)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 06/12/2022 To 10/01/2023
Longest losing streak
7 From 10/01/2023 To 06/12/2022
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5s League | 18 | 13 | 1 | 4 | 169 | 127 | 42 | 40 |
Previous Games
L
D
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
L
W
W
W
Results
| 20/12/2022 |
| 06/12/2022 |
| 22/11/2022 |
| 15/11/2022 |
| 08/11/2022 |
| 01/11/2022 |
| 25/10/2022 |
| 18/10/2022 |
| 11/10/2022 |
| 04/10/2022 |
| 27/09/2022 |
| 20/09/2022 |
| 13/09/2022 |
| 06/09/2022 |
