Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 40 | 15 | 2 | 23 | 310 | 367 | 0 | 47 |
| 2024 | 42 | 22 | 5 | 15 | 397 | 329 | 0 | 71 |
| 2023 | 46 | 18 | 1 | 27 | 394 | 446 | 0 | 55 |
| 2022 | 46 | 18 | 2 | 26 | 468 | 536 | 0 | 56 |
| 2021 | 29 | 15 | 2 | 12 | 289 | 282 | 0 | 47 |
| 2020 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 104 | 172 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 04/11/2025 | vs Billionaire Bottlejobs |
11
12
|
| 28/10/2025 | vs Sale Madrid |
4
6
|
| 21/10/2025 | vs APPLETON FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARDLY ATHLETIC FC!
22/03/2022 (Won 24 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SETTIO FC
05/08/2025 (Lost 4 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
MEAT FC
26/03/2024 (Won 25 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 05/04/2022 To 28/09/2021
Longest losing streak
32 From 28/09/2021 To 05/04/2022
Current League Stats (NGTV Tuesday 5's Adult Autumn 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Tuesday 5's Adult Autumn 2024 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 59 | 91 | -32 | 7 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
L
W
L
D
Results
| 04/02/2025 |
| 28/01/2025 |
| 21/01/2025 |
| 14/01/2025 |
| 07/01/2025 |
| 17/12/2024 |
| 10/12/2024 |
| 03/12/2024 |
| 26/11/2024 |
| 19/11/2024 |
