Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 100 | 78 | 9 | 13 | 489 | 157 | 0 | 243 |
| 2024 | 50 | 41 | 3 | 6 | 273 | 94 | 0 | 126 |
| 2023 | 46 | 39 | 4 | 3 | 213 | 67 | 0 | 121 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 08/01/2026 | vs Kiwi Orphans |
5
2
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs MASH SHOP FC. |
7
1
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs Springfield Finesse |
4
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Weekly Offenders
05/06/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AFC Gravy Party
25/06/2025 (Lost 2 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Weekly Offenders
05/06/2025 (Won 18 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
29 From 16/08/2023 To 09/08/2023
Longest losing streak
6 From 09/08/2023 To 31/01/2024
Current League Stats (LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue season ending 2024-06-11)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
