Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 27 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 16 | 7 | 1 | 8 | 92 | 94 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 12/02/2026 | vs Mith |
0
7
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs Kiwi Orphans |
2
5
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs Judas FC |
2
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PH BALLERS
27/10/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Lovely Boys.
17/11/2025 (Lost 2 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
PH BALLERS
27/10/2025 (Won 13 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 30/06/2025 To 27/10/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 27/10/2025 To 30/06/2025
Current League Stats (Stratford - Monday 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Stratford - Monday 5s | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 41 | 44 | -3 | 13 |
