Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 17 | 0 | 16 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 15/01/2026 | vs Bum Fluff FC |
3
3
|
| 08/01/2026 | vs ** VACANCY 4 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs towergate B |
3
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Jerrys
06/11/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Timmy's Angels
20/11/2025 (Lost 0 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Jerrys
06/11/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 20/11/2025 To 13/11/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 13/11/2025 To 20/11/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday 7 aside September)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 7 aside September | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 22 | 54 | -32 | 9 |
