Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 67 | 41 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 65 | 102 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 20 | 5 | 2 | 13 | 191 | 303 | 0 | 17 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 25/01/2024 | vs Vilagio FC |
16
18
|
| 01/02/2024 | vs AverageFC |
11
10
|
| 08/02/2024 | vs Zindabad FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Wanyamas in Pyjamas
19/01/2026 (Won 17 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
The Generals
05/12/2024 (Lost 0 - 33)
Most goals in single game
vs
Dare FC
05/01/2026 (Won 22 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 17/11/2025 To 05/01/2026
Longest losing streak
7 From 05/01/2026 To 17/11/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Spring 5s 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Spring 5s 2024 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 112 | 133 | -21 | 18 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
W
Results
| 15/02/2024 |
| 22/02/2024 |
| 29/02/2024 |
| 07/03/2024 |
| 14/03/2024 |
| 21/03/2024 |
| 28/03/2024 |
| 04/04/2024 |
| 11/04/2024 |
| 18/04/2024 |
| 25/04/2024 |
| 02/05/2024 |
| 09/05/2024 |
| 16/05/2024 |
