Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 97 | 79 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 40 | 24 | 2 | 14 | 433 | 341 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 38 | 28 | 1 | 9 | 553 | 282 | 0 | 85 |
| 2023 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 65 | 97 | 0 | 7 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.67
Recent results
| 19/10/2023 | vs 4 & A Half Men |
5
17
|
| 26/10/2023 | vs Aged like Milk FC |
7
5
|
| 02/11/2023 | vs Crouch Potatoes |
9
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hustlers University
21/11/2024 (Won 29 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
4 & A Half Men
19/10/2023 (Lost 5 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Themchester United
13/06/2024 (Won 29 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 12/03/2026 To 03/07/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 03/07/2025 To 22/01/2026
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Winter 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Winter 2023 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 105 | 63 | 42 | 22 |
Previous Games
D
W
L
W
L
Results
| 07/12/2023 |
| 14/12/2023 |
| 21/12/2023 |
| 28/12/2023 |
| 04/01/2024 |
| 11/01/2024 |
| 18/01/2024 |
| 25/01/2024 |
| 01/02/2024 |
| 08/02/2024 |
