Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2023 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 103 | 51 | 0 | 15 |
| 2022 | 18 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 176 | 153 | 0 | 28 |
| 2021 | 30 | 19 | 1 | 10 | 351 | 230 | 0 | 58 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 06/05/2021 | vs Balotellitubbies FC |
6
6
|
| 13/05/2021 | vs Three Lions |
22
7
|
| 20/05/2021 | vs Wizards |
9
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Breaded Ham
05/10/2023 (Won 24 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Three Lions
09/09/2021 (Lost 4 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Stoned Loachers
18/11/2021 (Won 24 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 12/10/2023 To 16/06/2022
Longest losing streak
7 From 16/06/2022 To 12/10/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Summer 5s 2021)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Summer 5s 2021 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 100 | 99 | 1 | 15 |
