Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 35 | 25 | 5 | 5 | 355 | 156 | 0 | 80 |
| 2024 | 39 | 28 | 3 | 8 | 337 | 222 | 0 | 87 |
| 2023 | 35 | 18 | 2 | 15 | 293 | 248 | 0 | 56 |
| 2022 | 43 | 27 | 1 | 15 | 414 | 265 | 0 | 82 |
| 2021 | 35 | 23 | 1 | 11 | 315 | 207 | 0 | 70 |
| 2020 | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 119 | 77 | 0 | 28 |
| 2018 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 16 | 0 | 3 |
| 2017 | 40 | 29 | 3 | 8 | 375 | 202 | 0 | 90 |
| 2016 | 20 | 17 | 1 | 2 | 199 | 103 | 0 | 52 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.67
Recent results
| 04/12/2025 | vs CLUB 42 |
6
8
|
| 27/11/2025 | vs SPORTING ABEERGUT |
16
0
|
| 20/11/2025 | vs REAL ALE MADRID! |
12
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
OATCAKES FC
17/07/2025 (Won 30 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PETR CECH YOUR PANTS
03/04/2016 (Lost 3 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
OATCAKES FC
17/07/2025 (Won 30 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
31 From 25/06/2017 To 05/03/2017
Longest losing streak
12 From 05/03/2017 To 25/06/2017
Current League Stats (Spring Sunday 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Spring Sunday 5's | 18 | 15 | 1 | 2 | 169 | 56 | 113 | 46 |
Previous Games
D
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 21/08/2016 |
| 14/08/2016 |
| 07/08/2016 |
| 31/07/2016 |
| 24/07/2016 |
| 17/07/2016 |
| 10/07/2016 |
| 03/07/2016 |
| 26/06/2016 |
| 19/06/2016 |
| 12/06/2016 |
| 05/06/2016 |
| 29/05/2016 |
| 22/05/2016 |
| 08/05/2016 |
| 01/05/2016 |
