Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 25 | 10 | 1 | 14 | 178 | 206 | 0 | 31 |
| 2024 | 43 | 27 | 3 | 13 | 478 | 330 | 0 | 84 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 15.67
Recent results
| 22/02/2024 | vs Clip the Clerb FC |
13
12
|
| 29/02/2024 | vs Penguin FC |
9
15
|
| 07/03/2024 | vs canton ultras |
8
20
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Studs FC
16/05/2024 (Won 25 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
old school champs
14/03/2024 (Lost 2 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
Studs FC
16/05/2024 (Won 25 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 10/04/2025 To 12/12/2024
Longest losing streak
12 From 19/06/2025 To 10/04/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s 2024 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 65 | 115 | -50 | 7 |
