Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 60 | 92 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 41 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 04/11/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 4 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 11/11/2025 | vs Cardigan Salami |
9
11
|
| 18/11/2025 | vs Halal Ball AFC |
8
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Real Madri
26/02/2026 (Won 13 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bosingwas XI
19/02/2026 (Lost 6 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
London Lunatics
05/02/2026 (Lost 13 - 15)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 19/03/2026 To 26/02/2026
Longest losing streak
4 From 26/02/2026 To 05/03/2026
Current League Stats (Tuesday 21:15 Student Division)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 21:15 Student Division | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 32 | -5 | 3 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
Results
| 04/11/2025 |
| 11/11/2025 |
| 18/11/2025 |
| 25/11/2025 |
