Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 49 | 71 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 39 | 21 | 1 | 17 | 410 | 384 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 38 | 15 | 2 | 21 | 411 | 462 | 0 | 47 |
| 2023 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 219 | 234 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 13/07/2023 | vs Fresh Out The Kitchen (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 20/07/2023 | vs Girder Bremen |
9
8
|
| 27/07/2023 | vs Tinchy Sneijder |
6
13
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOS GALACTICOS
09/05/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
BACK STREET MOYES
09/11/2023 (Won 24 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 14/08/2025 To 10/07/2025
Longest losing streak
12 From 10/07/2025 To 14/08/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Thursday Winter 5's 2023 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 94 | 85 | 9 | 17 |
Previous Games
L
L
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 07/12/2023 |
| 14/12/2023 |
| 21/12/2023 |
| 04/01/2024 |
| 11/01/2024 |
| 18/01/2024 |
| 25/01/2024 |
| 01/02/2024 |
| 08/02/2024 |
| 15/02/2024 |
