Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 30 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 20 | 7 | 1 | 12 | 276 | 290 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.67
Recent results
| 18/03/2025 | vs Piggy (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 25/03/2025 | vs Haven't Jota Clue (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 01/04/2025 | vs NXT FC |
11
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Schmeichel Dunbar
13/05/2025 (Won 25 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CF Galacticos
05/08/2025 (Lost 7 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
Tommy's Tarts
01/07/2025 (Won 28 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 09/09/2025 To 22/07/2025
Longest losing streak
6 From 22/07/2025 To 09/09/2025
Current League Stats (Summer Tuesday 5s 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Summer Tuesday 5s 2025 | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 162 | 189 | -27 | 22 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
W
L
W
D
L
W
L
Results
| 10/06/2025 |
| 17/06/2025 |
| 24/06/2025 |
| 01/07/2025 |
| 08/07/2025 |
| 15/07/2025 |
| 22/07/2025 |
| 29/07/2025 |
| 05/08/2025 |
| 12/08/2025 |
| 19/08/2025 |
| 02/09/2025 |
| 26/08/2025 |
| 09/09/2025 |
