Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 30 | 18 | 3 | 9 | 232 | 162 | 0 | 57 |
| 2024 | 44 | 29 | 1 | 14 | 354 | 229 | 0 | 88 |
| 2023 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 39 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.67
Recent results
| 21/08/2025 | vs goonicorn |
10
0
|
| 14/08/2025 | vs BIP Fc (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 07/08/2025 | vs Monkey Puzzle Day Nursery |
5
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Portugeezers
06/06/2024 (Won 20 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Monkey Puzzle Day Nursery
19/06/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Portugeezers
06/06/2024 (Won 20 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 21/12/2023 To 21/03/2024
Longest losing streak
8 From 21/03/2024 To 21/12/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Winter 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Winter 5's | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 86 | 32 | 54 | 18 |
Previous Games
L
Results
| 16/11/2023 |
| 09/11/2023 |
