Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 15 | 4 | 0 | 11 | 91 | 123 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 52 | 9 | 3 | 40 | 293 | 581 | 0 | 30 |
| 2024 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33 | 81 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.00
Recent results
| 23/02/2026 | vs The Goon Squad |
1
5
|
| 19/02/2026 | vs Sloppy Tops n Back Drops |
13
16
|
| 16/02/2026 | vs Alans Army |
5
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Dossers Fc
15/01/2026 (Won 19 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Drillbillies FC
09/01/2025 (Lost 2 - 28)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Dossers Fc
15/01/2026 (Won 19 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 07/11/2024 To 14/04/2025
Longest losing streak
21 From 14/04/2025 To 07/11/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's Autumn 24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5's Autumn 24 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 82 | 193 | -111 | 6 |
