Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 35 | 28 | 1 | 6 | 605 | 371 | 0 | 85 |
| 2024 | 35 | 29 | 0 | 6 | 546 | 356 | 0 | 87 |
| 2023 | 44 | 37 | 2 | 5 | 672 | 397 | 0 | 113 |
| 2022 | 43 | 37 | 1 | 5 | 637 | 331 | 0 | 112 |
| 2021 | 20 | 18 | 0 | 2 | 297 | 156 | 0 | 54 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 13.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.67
Recent results
| 18/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 1 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs KBS! |
19
16
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs HORNETS FC. |
11
16
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
BORUSSIA MUNCHIN FATBACK
27/08/2025 (Won 32 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SALT AND PEPPER
05/01/2023 (Lost 6 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
MUCKATEERS FC
08/06/2023 (Won 35 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
37 From 30/06/2021 To 16/06/2022
Longest losing streak
6 From 16/06/2022 To 10/03/2022
Current League Stats (Welcome Back Wednesday League S2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Welcome Back Wednesday League S2 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 149 | 62 | 87 | 30 |
