Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 24 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 40 | 18 | 3 | 19 | 552 | 383 | 0 | 57 |
| 2024 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 54 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs Tekkerslovakia! (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs Oldman Asthmatic FC |
9
24
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs The BC's (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Madeline Milan
09/04/2025 (Won 37 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE WESTFIELD
25/11/2024 (Lost 3 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Murder on Zidanes Floor
07/05/2025 (Won 40 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 11/11/2024 To 26/03/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 26/03/2025 To 11/11/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday Night 5-a-side)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Night 5-a-side | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 83 | 89 | -6 | 15 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
L
L
W
Results
| 14/01/2026 |
| 07/01/2026 |
| 17/12/2025 |
| 10/12/2025 |
| 03/12/2025 |
| 26/11/2025 |
| 19/11/2025 |
| 12/11/2025 |
| 05/11/2025 |
| 29/10/2025 |
