Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 17 | 11 | 3 | 3 | 109 | 44 | 0 | 36 |
| 2024 | 43 | 27 | 5 | 11 | 179 | 120 | 0 | 86 |
| 2023 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 44 | 21 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 15.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.33
Recent results
| 15/12/2025 | vs Bayer neverlosin (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs Meadowspankers FC (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 01/12/2025 | vs Real Badrid |
35
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Real Badrid
01/12/2025 (Won 35 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pablos 5
13/05/2024 (Lost 5 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
Real Badrid
01/12/2025 (Won 35 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 13/05/2024 To 30/10/2023
Longest losing streak
5 From 30/10/2023 To 13/05/2024
Current League Stats (DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-12-04)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| DORKING (Meadowbank Stadium) - Mon season ending 2023-12-04 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 69 | 23 | 46 | 31 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
D
W
W
Results
| 20/11/2023 |
| 30/10/2023 |
| 09/10/2023 |
| 02/10/2023 |
| 11/09/2023 |
| 04/09/2023 |
