Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 22 | 26 | 0 | 5 |
| 2025 | 43 | 18 | 3 | 22 | 392 | 455 | 0 | 57 |
| 2024 | 42 | 16 | 1 | 25 | 431 | 450 | 0 | 49 |
| 2023 | 43 | 16 | 2 | 25 | 378 | 438 | 0 | 50 |
| 2022 | 39 | 20 | 3 | 16 | 302 | 318 | 0 | 63 |
| 2021 | 25 | 15 | 1 | 9 | 242 | 203 | 0 | 46 |
| 2020 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 81 | 81 | 0 | 13 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 29/01/2026 | vs HORNETS FC. |
3
10
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs THE IDIOTS |
7
9
|
| 15/01/2026 | vs WERDER BEERMEN FC |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PARROTT FC
28/03/2024 (Won 26 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
RING ANOTHER TIME
28/12/2023 (Lost 8 - 24)
Most goals in single game
vs
PARROTT FC
28/03/2024 (Won 26 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 19/05/2022 To 22/07/2021
Longest losing streak
21 From 22/07/2021 To 19/05/2022
Current League Stats (Thursday 5aside S4)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5aside S4 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 139 | 77 | 62 | 37 |
