Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 195 | 288 | 0 | 21 |
| 2024 | 12 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 92 | 129 | 0 | 8 |
| 2023 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 97 | 100 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 20/06/2023 | vs Chongley FC |
11
8
|
| 27/06/2023 | vs Maddy Milan FC |
5
0
|
| 04/07/2023 | vs 21 Savings FC (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Heylo Housing FC
17/09/2025 (Won 17 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Hippo FC
20/08/2025 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sticky Joffy Pudding
04/09/2023 (Won 19 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 24/09/2025 To 06/08/2025
Longest losing streak
12 From 06/08/2025 To 24/09/2025
Current League Stats (Tuesday Summer 5 a-side)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Summer 5 a-side | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 3 |
