Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 37 | 24 | 2 | 11 | 120 | 71 | 0 | 74 |
| 2024 | 41 | 22 | 7 | 12 | 114 | 87 | 0 | 73 |
| 2023 | 38 | 23 | 3 | 12 | 110 | 79 | 0 | 72 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.00
Recent results
| 19/01/2026 | vs Leyton ballers |
9
1
|
| 12/01/2026 | vs Fairly Messi |
3
2
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs Team Beau1 |
0
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Leyton ballers
19/01/2026 (Won 9 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Judas Fc (a)
24/06/2024 (Lost 1 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Rats
08/12/2025 (Won 10 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 09/10/2023 To 15/05/2023
Longest losing streak
10 From 15/05/2023 To 09/10/2023
Current League Stats ( Hackney Monday 7 aside Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Hackney Monday 7 aside Winter | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 9 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
L
L
Results
| 19/01/2026 |
| 12/01/2026 |
| 05/01/2026 |
| 15/12/2025 |
| 08/12/2025 |
| 01/12/2025 |
