Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2024 | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 40 | 43 | 0 | 13 |
| 2023 | 39 | 19 | 1 | 19 | 202 | 200 | 0 | 58 |
| 2022 | 34 | 13 | 5 | 16 | 177 | 198 | 0 | 44 |
| 2021 | 34 | 14 | 2 | 18 | 173 | 185 | 0 | 44 |
| 2020 | 23 | 8 | 3 | 12 | 99 | 134 | 0 | 27 |
| 2019 | 44 | 29 | 4 | 11 | 307 | 192 | 0 | 91 |
| 2018 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 118 | 40 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 15/10/2018 | vs 3 PUMP CHUMPS |
16
5
|
| 22/10/2018 | vs LOKOMOTIV BRIXTON |
12
1
|
| 29/10/2018 | vs HAVEN'T GOT A KALOU |
16
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
DOUBLE MCGINN AND TONIC
24/07/2023 (Won 18 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
STEVO RANGERS
02/03/2020 (Lost 1 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
BOWERMAN FC
13/06/2022 (Won 18 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 03/04/2023 To 30/10/2023
Longest losing streak
10 From 18/03/2024 To 03/04/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Spring 2019)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s Spring 2019 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 150 | 59 | 91 | 37 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
D
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
W
Results
| 15/10/2018 |
| 22/10/2018 |
| 29/10/2018 |
| 05/11/2018 |
| 12/11/2018 |
| 19/11/2018 |
| 26/11/2018 |
| 03/12/2018 |
| 10/12/2018 |
| 17/12/2018 |
| 07/01/2019 |
| 14/01/2019 |
| 21/01/2019 |
| 28/01/2019 |
