Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 78 | 111 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 66 | 82 | 0 | 9 |
| 2023 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 54 | 42 | 0 | 7 |
| 2022 | 44 | 27 | 4 | 13 | 489 | 372 | 0 | 85 |
| 2021 | 17 | 9 | 2 | 6 | 197 | 166 | 0 | 29 |
| 2020 | 29 | 15 | 1 | 13 | 330 | 358 | 0 | 46 |
| 2019 | 35 | 17 | 4 | 14 | 406 | 419 | 0 | 55 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 14/03/2019 | vs YSTRAD MUNICH (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 21/03/2019 | vs Older's under 5's FC |
10
13
|
| 28/03/2019 | vs Dingus and Friends 7/7:45 ONLY! |
10
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hardly Athletico
27/12/2022 (Won 23 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
£2 Buds
19/09/2019 (Lost 3 - 33)
Most goals in single game
vs
Giroud Sandstorm
10/10/2019 (Won 24 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 02/06/2025 To 28/09/2022
Longest losing streak
0 From 16/03/2026 To 02/06/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Summer 5's)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Summer 5's | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 44 | 59 | -15 | 6 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
W
D
D
W
L
L
Results
| 20/06/2019 |
| 27/06/2019 |
| 04/07/2019 |
| 11/07/2019 |
| 18/07/2019 |
| 25/07/2019 |
| 01/08/2019 |
| 08/08/2019 |
| 15/08/2019 |
| 22/08/2019 |
| 29/08/2019 |
| 05/09/2019 |
| 12/09/2019 |
| 19/09/2019 |
