Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 40 | 31 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 100 | 102 | 0 | 13 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 19/02/2026 | vs Tikki Spanner |
11
12
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs Real Madri |
4
6
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs Tarts R Us |
15
13
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
What The Sigma FC
02/10/2025 (Won 20 - 9)
Greatest thrashing
vs
FC Hackdale
20/11/2025 (Lost 7 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
What The Sigma FC
02/10/2025 (Won 20 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
3 From 09/10/2025 To 02/10/2025
Longest losing streak
4 From 02/10/2025 To 09/10/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Student 5's 25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Student 5's 25 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 100 | 102 | -2 | 13 |
