Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 45 | 26 | 8 | 11 | 150 | 88 | 0 | 86 |
| 2024 | 42 | 25 | 2 | 15 | 141 | 111 | 0 | 77 |
| 2023 | 39 | 24 | 3 | 12 | 138 | 103 | 0 | 75 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 0.67
Recent results
| 17/12/2025 | vs Murphy on Zidanes Floor |
4
0
|
| 10/12/2025 | vs Exeter Gently FC |
2
0
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs Victor Moses Lawn FC |
3
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Schwein Bewunderer Sportlicht
05/11/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Flammers
13/11/2024 (Lost 1 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
Schwein Bewunderer Sportlicht
05/11/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 22/02/2023 To 15/02/2023
Longest losing streak
8 From 15/02/2023 To 22/02/2023
Current League Stats (Vauxhall Wednesday 6 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Vauxhall Wednesday 6 aside | 14 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 40 | 31 | 9 | 22 |
Previous Games
W
L
D
W
L
W
D
W
L
D
L
D
W
Results
| 04/06/2025 |
| 28/05/2025 |
| 21/05/2025 |
| 14/05/2025 |
| 07/05/2025 |
| 30/04/2025 |
| 23/04/2025 |
| 16/04/2025 |
| 09/04/2025 |
| 02/04/2025 |
| 26/03/2025 |
| 19/03/2025 |
| 12/03/2025 |
| 05/03/2025 |
