Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 64 | 54 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 20 | 12 | 1 | 7 | 227 | 161 | 0 | 37 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 26/02/2026 | vs Plebs FC |
7
8
|
| 19/02/2026 | vs Class On Fake Grass |
11
16
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs REALLSOSOBAD (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Puddi Mashers
29/01/2026 (Won 14 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
24/07/2025 (Lost 6 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hustlers University
18/12/2025 (Won 17 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 15/01/2026 To 25/09/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 25/09/2025 To 15/01/2026
Current League Stats (Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday's 5's Late Autumn 2025 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 116 | 54 | 62 | 27 |
