Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 123 | 90 | 0 | 21 |
| 2025 | 75 | 51 | 1 | 23 | 642 | 385 | 0 | 154 |
| 2024 | 85 | 59 | 4 | 22 | 762 | 554 | 0 | 181 |
| 2023 | 79 | 47 | 7 | 25 | 821 | 634 | 0 | 148 |
| 2022 | 19 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 167 | 165 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 16/02/2026 | vs Cobra Kai FC |
14
6
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs Plebs FC |
18
14
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs Sheffield Monday (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
EthnicityFC
09/10/2025 (Won 50 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Rebound FC
17/06/2024 (Lost 3 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
EthnicityFC
09/10/2025 (Won 50 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
28 From 31/10/2022 To 06/02/2023
Longest losing streak
14 From 06/02/2023 To 31/10/2022
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Winter 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Winter 2022 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 99 | 38 | 61 | 27 |
