Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 61 | 54 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 46 | 16 | 3 | 27 | 305 | 373 | 0 | 51 |
| 2024 | 17 | 6 | 2 | 9 | 117 | 121 | 0 | 20 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 17/02/2026 | vs Fc Hoff |
12
8
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs Tiger Turf |
9
9
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs Hakuna Mateta |
8
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Clooney Tunes FC
27/01/2026 (Won 14 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bank Of England Men
28/10/2025 (Lost 3 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Illiquid Football
05/11/2024 (Won 15 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 11/02/2025 To 14/01/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 13/08/2024 To 11/02/2025
Current League Stats (Waterloo Wednesday 5 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
