Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 49 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 40 | 14 | 2 | 24 | 274 | 381 | 0 | 44 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.67
Recent results
| 04/02/2026 | vs Slewham United.. |
4
15
|
| 28/01/2026 | vs Tino Ligmamento |
5
14
|
| 21/01/2026 | vs Khaaland Canal (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
athletic dildaos
30/07/2025 (Won 13 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bathcelona
27/08/2025 (Lost 6 - 22)
Most goals in single game
vs
Kurt & The Pussycat Goals
06/08/2025 (Won 13 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 16/04/2025 To 16/07/2025
Longest losing streak
10 From 16/07/2025 To 16/04/2025
Current League Stats (Waterloo Wednesday 5 aside)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Waterloo Wednesday 5 aside | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 73 | 115 | -42 | 9 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
W
L
Results
| 02/04/2025 |
| 26/03/2025 |
| 19/03/2025 |
| 12/03/2025 |
| 05/03/2025 |
| 26/02/2025 |
| 19/02/2025 |
| 12/02/2025 |
| 05/02/2025 |
| 29/01/2025 |
