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El Pathetico Fc

Team Stats

Season Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
2025 36 21 6 9 156 101 0 69
2024 16 11 3 2 52 34 0 36

Recent games

Average goals scored in last 3 games : 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games : 1.33

Recent results

27/10/2025 vs Can You Kick It
6 2
20/10/2025 vs Essex Elite
3 1
13/10/2025 vs Grand Prikks FC
1 1

Highs and Lows

Biggest winning margin vs Clubcard massive FC 2 27/01/2025 (Won 19 - 0)
Greatest thrashing vs Epa Fc 02/06/2025 (Lost 0 - 8)
Most goals in single game vs Clubcard massive FC 2 27/01/2025 (Won 19 - 0)

Streaks

Longest winning streak 11 From 19/08/2024 To 16/12/2024
Longest losing streak 4 From 16/12/2024 To 13/01/2025

Current League Stats (Winter - Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) Monday 6s)

League Played Won Drawn Lost GF GA GD Points
Winter - Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) Monday 6s 18 11 1 6 97 48 49 34

Previous Games

W
W
L
El Pathetico Fc 0
Epa Fc 8
02/06/2025
L
Essex Elite 4
El Pathetico Fc 1
19/05/2025
W
W
Forfeit
El Pathetico Fc 5
** VACANCY 10 ** 0
28/04/2025
L
Gloomy Town 3
El Pathetico Fc 1
14/04/2025
L
El Pathetico Fc 1
Dp Fc 2
07/04/2025
W
W
Forfeit
W
El Pathetico Fc 7
Essex Elite 3
17/03/2025
L
W
W
W
Epa Fc 3 1
El Pathetico Fc 4
17/02/2025
D
L
Dp Fc 10
El Pathetico Fc 4
03/02/2025
W

Results

16/06/2025
El Pathetico Fc 6 1 Can You Kick It
09/06/2025
Boerthal Hill FC. 1 10 El Pathetico Fc
02/06/2025
El Pathetico Fc 0 8 Epa Fc
19/05/2025
Essex Elite 4 1 El Pathetico Fc
12/05/2025
El Pathetico Fc 3 1 Grand Prikks FC
28/04/2025
El Pathetico Fc 5 0 ** VACANCY 10 **
14/04/2025
Gloomy Town 3 1 El Pathetico Fc
07/04/2025
El Pathetico Fc 1 2 Dp Fc
31/03/2025
Clubcard massive FC 2 11 El Pathetico Fc
24/03/2025
Can You Kick It 0 5 El Pathetico Fc
17/03/2025
El Pathetico Fc 7 3 Essex Elite
10/03/2025
Grand Prikks FC 6 3 El Pathetico Fc
03/03/2025
El Pathetico Fc 5 3 Boerthal Hill FC.
24/02/2025
The Beehive FC 0 9 El Pathetico Fc
17/02/2025
Epa Fc 3 1 4 El Pathetico Fc
10/02/2025
El Pathetico Fc 3 3 Gloomy Town 2
03/02/2025
Dp Fc 10 4 El Pathetico Fc
27/01/2025
El Pathetico Fc 19 0 Clubcard massive FC 2
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