Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 12 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 43 | 9 | 7 | 27 | 155 | 231 | 0 | 34 |
| 2024 | 46 | 16 | 6 | 24 | 184 | 240 | 0 | 54 |
| 2023 | 37 | 15 | 4 | 18 | 330 | 308 | 0 | 49 |
| 2022 | 27 | 15 | 1 | 11 | 322 | 239 | 0 | 46 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 14/01/2026 | vs Earth, Wind and Batistuta |
3
2
|
| 07/01/2026 | vs THE MANDEM FC |
2
10
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs UNKNOWN FC |
6
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PORK PIES FC
14/09/2022 (Won 43 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
mccausland fc
08/06/2022 (Lost 5 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
PORK PIES FC
14/09/2022 (Won 43 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 25/05/2022 To 07/12/2022
Longest losing streak
16 From 07/12/2022 To 22/06/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday 6/6.30pm Autumn 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 6/6.30pm Autumn 2022 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 96 | 72 | 24 | 16 |
