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Mean Machine FC
Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 14 | 0 | 3 |
| 2024 | 17 | 11 | 1 | 5 | 145 | 125 | 0 | 34 |
| 2023 | 35 | 28 | 2 | 5 | 358 | 163 | 0 | 86 |
| 2022 | 31 | 25 | 1 | 5 | 287 | 133 | 0 | 76 |
| 2021 | 20 | 16 | 0 | 4 | 221 | 77 | 0 | 48 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.67
Recent results
| 29/05/2025 | vs Patrick Thistle |
4
9
|
| 22/05/2025 | vs Morgan FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 15/05/2025 | vs The Bothersome Boys (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Streaks
Longest winning streak
26 From 20/01/2022 To 17/03/2022
Longest losing streak
5 From 17/03/2022 To 20/01/2022
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s Summer 2023 | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 144 | 51 | 93 | 39 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 21/09/2023 |
| 14/09/2023 |
| 07/09/2023 |
| 31/08/2023 |
| 24/08/2023 |
| 17/08/2023 |
| 10/08/2023 |
| 03/08/2023 |
| 27/07/2023 |
| 20/07/2023 |
| 13/07/2023 |
| 06/07/2023 |
| 29/06/2023 |
| 22/06/2023 |
