Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 177 | 204 | 0 | 21 |
| 2024 | 25 | 6 | 0 | 19 | 256 | 414 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 20/08/2025 | vs unaffordable plumbing (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 13/08/2025 | vs Bethanys (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 06/08/2025 | vs The waterside (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Wheelie Average
06/11/2024 (Won 19 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Musselburgh Not So Athletic
16/10/2024 (Lost 6 - 28)
Most goals in single game
vs
Bethanys
07/05/2025 (Won 28 - 27)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 28/08/2024 To 12/03/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 21/05/2024 To 28/08/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday Summer 5s Division 2.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday Summer 5s Division 2. | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 104 | 129 | -25 | 12 |
