Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 62 | 72 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 38 | 15 | 3 | 20 | 341 | 352 | 0 | 48 |
| 2024 | 40 | 17 | 0 | 23 | 339 | 427 | 0 | 51 |
| 2023 | 49 | 24 | 2 | 23 | 430 | 441 | 0 | 74 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.00
Recent results
| 04/01/2023 | vs AFGHANISTAN |
9
13
|
| 11/01/2023 | vs Norties FC |
7
15
|
| 18/01/2023 | vs ORG 3D |
4
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PORK PIES FC
10/01/2024 (Won 16 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
PAST IT.
25/10/2023 (Lost 5 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
EVEREST FC
27/11/2025 (Won 22 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 09/07/2025 To 18/12/2025
Longest losing streak
19 From 18/12/2025 To 09/07/2025
Current League Stats (NGTV Wednesday Night Adult 5's Winter 7:30/8:30pm)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Wednesday Night Adult 5's Winter 7:30/8:30pm | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 15 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
L
L
W
W
W
L
Results
| 20/12/2023 |
| 03/01/2024 |
| 10/01/2024 |
| 17/01/2024 |
| 24/01/2024 |
| 31/01/2024 |
| 07/02/2024 |
| 14/02/2024 |
| 21/02/2024 |
| 28/02/2024 |
